Anonymous asked: what drugs have you done
nice try mom
Anonymous asked: Why do u hav so many followers?
It’s simple really, I spend each night traveling to a new part of the world, breaking into houses through the chimney like a deranged santa. I then go into the room of the sleeping occupant and hold a bedazzled knife to their throat. They jolt awake in a startle and then I say ‘HOWDY STRANGER IF YOU DONT FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR.COM YOURE GOING TO DIE HEHEHE’. Then they fearfully get on their computer and I watch to make sure they click the follow button before I take my leave into the shadowy night to continue my journey of instilling terror into the hearts of the vulnerable.
Haha best responnse.